She eats me under the table

Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.

"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."

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What's Under Your Blanket Game

A game which you masturbate in

Are you playing the What's Under Your Blanket Game?

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National under age drinking day

A under age person gets drunk on alcohol

It’s National under age drinking day

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Two down under...Thumbs up.

A way to express some down under love.

The way you do it, is you point both of your thumbs down, then slowly point them out and shout "TWO DOWN UNDER....THUMBS UP!"

Only Ozzy's will (most likely) get this joke.

As we we're leaving Outback Australian steakhouse, i told the waitress "I give this place Two down under...Thumbs up."

The very American waitress gave me a look, for she did not understand down under humor.

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Green Glow Under My Car

Having sex in your car.

I had the Green Glow Under My Car as i fucked her.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Spongebob squarepants

Sapphire: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Jayden: Nobody cares

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What's under your mom's bed

A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep

Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?

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