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It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.
When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.
A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!
"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"
Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period
Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there
Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.
“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”
Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.
"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"
"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"