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twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.

by the was May 1, 2003

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Blue Waffle

just don't even ask. google makes you scarred for life.
if you ever hear this term, rip your ears out

if your girlfriend has blue waffle blow off the wedding and RUN!

by iamkewlerthanyall April 1, 2011

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cunt waffle

someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.

"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."

by magggggie December 18, 2007

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Waffle Party

Where a group of guys get together jerking off in front of a waffle and the last person to cum on the waffle has to eat it

arrives from the word waffleritis a greek word which means FUCK ME HARD

We had a waffle party yesterday

by xxxguitarkidxxx April 1, 2009

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waffle of fury

Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion of red and blue on the vagina.

Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!

by kunt_get.a.job June 22, 2010

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waffle-paddle

A cheap ping-pong paddle resembling a waffle iron.

Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?

Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.

by Adam W. March 14, 2007

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Desktop Waffle

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.

guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!

by jackdee August 31, 2010

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