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when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer
I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!
A misunderstood minecraft animal God
His earthly sheep form is deceased and was previously stuck in a water current.
Was abused by Swedish Viking sub2pewdipie and died rip f in the chat ;-;
Water sheep was like a father to me
Basically jesus, but with more power.
And if Jesus's grave was used to make an ikea beacon.
"council of water sheep, tell me the way."
Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.
Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!
Beer.
We are having the boys over tonight for some wheat water and football.