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cheap weed. doesn't get u very high. sucks ass. makes ur night suck, instead of enjoying it being high.
Bob: "Yo dude, i smoked weed last night but it barely did anything."
Dude: "oh word? must've been some jipped weed."
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One who does not know when to stop smoking after getting high.
Guy1: Lets go get another blunt!
Guy2: Are you serious? We are already stoned! You're such a weed monger.
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When you have a non working phone (not a cell phone or portable, this is best with older phones) and you screw off the end with the reciever and stick your weed and/or hash in it.
Friend: Hey where do you stash your stash so your roomate doesn't pinch it?
Joe: The weed phone.
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A stoned Tosser, somebody stupid
He's such a Toss-Weed its a wonder he can stand up
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Mids-lowest grade, good for starters but once you start getting into good shit such as KB and Headies you dont want to go back
Kb- kind bud or very descent bud. it tends to be a very good tasting intermediate weed
Headies- best kind of bud you can get, best smelling and tasting...the highlight of your life. Tends to be very very crystalline. gets you really fucked up
Categories of Weed favorites-KB and headies...specifics include northern lights, all types of kushes, skunk, sour D, White widow, AK-47, etc. and some hybrids
yo dude I got some sick nasty headies that smells straight up like Gods vagina
weed makes sex better.....its a fact
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An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up
Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"
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the sudden drop in weight and appetite
other side effects include lose of acne and more money in your pocket.
1) i went through weed withdrawls
2) im sorry man
1) naw bro its straight i got money and i lost 15 lbs.
2) you want a blunt?
1) of course
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