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a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.
Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?
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Instead of using What the Fuck, What The Hell, or God dammit. Jus simply say What The Penis.
If yu been called gay, well Your not what the penis.
On any Sentence really that pisses you off.
You: Dude What The Penis
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What {straight white boys} say over text after you tell them about a daily activity of yours.
Me: I'm eating cereal
Straight white boy: Haha then what ;)
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it means in code or what the f**k
what the fudge are you doing
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What's up?, or what's happening?, or what's going on?
Girl: What's the shake?
Boy: A fight!
Girl: oh...
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An equivilant way to say what the fuck and get away with it
What the utter brown are you talking about?
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(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.
Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?
Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!
A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!
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