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Some dumb shit I had a fucking dream about you fags so why are you looking the shit up
I dreamed about window sauce
When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.
Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.
“Cock Window” - A finite period of opportunity when a female is open for approachment.
Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
“Cock Window”
Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.
“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.
‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.
“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”
“Peabody’s?”
“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.
I will upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista.
A gift that was from the gods Microsoft. Windows Vista was the best OS.
Windows 7: Why can’t I be cool like my older bro Windows Vista? :(
The best operating system, a perfect combination of Windows xp and Windows 7, all in a delightfully aesthetic and beautiful theme known as aero glass. Windows Vista has extreme multimedia features, although you may want to install a secondary media player in case certain encoding types don't work. Windows Vista's hardware selection with supported drivers may be low, but if you can acquire a stable setup to use it on, it's a blast and perfectly snappy.
"I just installed Windows Vista on my computer, no wonder it's shit."
"have you tried installing it on an actually capable machine?"
"no-"
"try doing that first before you say it's shit then, bitch."
"damn aight, aight."