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When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.
Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.
Some dumb shit I had a fucking dream about you fags so why are you looking the shit up
I dreamed about window sauce
“Cock Window” - A finite period of opportunity when a female is open for approachment.
Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
“Cock Window”
Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.
This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.
Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.
“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.
‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.
“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”
“Peabody’s?”
“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.
1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
Jeremy Window is a code name if you don’t want to say your real name it can also be used as your trim sister or brother