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A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint
We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.
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Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.
Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."
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When something is so incredibly awesome, that it just automatically causes a boner. The thing, whatever it might be, just causes sexual stimulations at the meer sight.
"Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"
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Donating ones boner, out of the goodness of their heart, to a needing recipient.
"yo that hoe is so fine..i would totally be her boner donor"
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When you get a boner from something that is unique, or different.
-Man, did you hear that girl Ross likes doesn't have a TV?
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her
Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)
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an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.
Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!
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A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
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