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Being in the know of the true powers that be in the world. Most recently used negatively as a slight or insult toward more liberal individuals advocating against systematic oppression in its many forms. Although, in the earlier 2000s up until recently (2020) it was used in a positive light when referring to someone who is aware of or believes in a controversial truth or conspiracy theory.
1.) Don’t debate BLM with my cousin Brittany, she’s super liberal and woke.
2.) My friends are so woke, we can talk conspiracies for hours!
A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
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A type of dialect which any dialect can be interjected into the English or other Latin-based languages. Woke Latin has no set or strict dialect it must adhere to and can be interjected with various and unlimited other spoken Latin-based language dialects.
Brutus: Woke Latin, learn up. You know none.
Brad: Wut?
Brutus: Smack crack?
Brad: Are you selling me drugs or somethin'?
Brutus: Shut that snitchin! Learn up Woke Latin or get crackin' befo'e yo get popo rite hur! Unless yoos wanna git ditchy when I escapeé!
To be caught off guard.
Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.
A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.
The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.
Made popular by Club Shay Shay interview with Katt Williams. Woke Foke refers to people who are aware of the corruption plaguing our society (pop culture, government, corporations). NOT to be confused with the Left Woke/Woke Left. There is an active campaign to make the original definition of Woke mean nihilistic and anarchic to vilify Truth Seekers fighting against the evil in our society.
J6 was an inside job.
9/11 was an inside job.
JFK assassination was an inside job.
Our border crisis is an inside job.
Joe winning in 2020 was an inside job.
There's a bigger narrative. Wake up, people. Join the Woke Foke.