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Baby new-years

historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.

Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.

by baby2.0 December 27, 2010


Plunt baby

A baby with an abnormally large vaginal district.

Damn boy, yo ugly ass kids a plunt baby!

by Oliver closef May 27, 2021


Croc-A-Baby

When a Florida man breeds a Florida gator. A croc-a-baby has characteristics of not only being severely disabled, they have the body of a crocodile and are born supporting Trump.

Can you believe Florida man brought his croc-a-baby to the Inauguration?? Poor thing was crying serious crocodile tears...

by LordKibachi January 31, 2021


Sweet Baby Dave

The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.

The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.

by Lawls92 November 25, 2021


Pre cum baby

Someone who can be described as braindead/incompetent/low IQ

Ryan: Wow Candice is really dumb
Trevor: She's a pre cum baby

by nasty little sewer rat May 11, 2023


baby benison

when you have children to complete your life as stated in the Bible.

The baby benison gave to society in a naturally physically form which is only privileged to those that have a fertile spouse and most people’s lives are set to be incomplete.

by Coop Dupe February 13, 2020


the brother from boss baby

matthew morris

the brother from boss baby looks like matthew morris

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee June 22, 2021