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"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."
Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around
Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"
When you get a gang of blokes, all called Jack, to ambush someone, usually using violence
"I found that bloke who double-crossed you and sent Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack and Jack to go and give him a good jacking off"
A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.
I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.
That guy: why don't you finish your project for school?
Me: I like to cut off some big chunks!
Another term for blowjob. Also called gat off.
That bitch gave me a gun off. She gatted my boy. She gunned my boy. Then i realized SHE was a HE. Whoops! Now i am confused and not sure who I am. I am en route to Sri Lanka or Dubai or the swiss alps in search of the dali llama to figure out the meaning of life and who I am. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I ask myself. Is life worth living, should I blast myself?
go mad; behave extremely strangely.
"they looked at me as if I had gone off the deep end"