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A movement that seeks to make it legal to own sex slaves. there is one faction of it that wants to have ordinary sex slaves. Another calls it crude sex slavery and instead wants to establish the hetaira sex slave system it is called thehetaira movement. Another faction wants to make all women sex slaves.
John is for the sex slave movement.
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a cajun sex toy is when a girl dosent have a dildo so she gets a crawfish, breaks off the claws, and puts the crawfish tale in her pussy and lets the crawfish flap its tale so it feels like a dildo.
"I forgot my didlo at home so I just used a cajun sex toy"
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Usually a girl named madison. Is willing to sleep with anyone or anything! Considered "easy to get". This girl is not into dating. She just loves to have those one night stands. She is the girl who will go to a club and bring back at least 5 guys.
I fucked this mad sex dog last night.
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someone having sex with a lazy eye
joe had lazy eye sex with his girlfriend
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A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.
Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.
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1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace
2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again
3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT
1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE
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this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.
variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
dave: did you go to the party last night?
dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?
dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
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