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A big Bitch who likes to have multiple Cocks in and around her at all times.
My Ex-Wife is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!!
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its when a mans penis is abnormally thick and not so generous in length therfore symbolic of a tuna can
john has tuna cock syndrome. it drives the girls wild.
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If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.
Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum
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When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.
Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs
Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
Verb-to avidly support Barrack Obama in the '08 presidential primaries and/or election.
Bill: Hey, who are you going to vote for?
Ted: I don't know. What do you think?
Bill: You should definitely Barack out with your cock out.
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The act of safely locking out machinery typically robotic automation cells while your junk is out and trying to not get caught by the safety guy.
Bob: Hey bill can you help me with this robot.
Bill: yeah no problem.
Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.
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