Get The Schlep

What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.

Getting rekt but worse.

Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."

manually getting bent

sex

Bro he was manually getting bent!

get mushed

it's a urban expression used regularly to mean reduce a person to a soft and wet mass like potatoes salad or even shit.
In spanish, hacer papilla a alguien

Its a must, i redeem my name and haters get mushed

Get yankeed

Someone stopped being friends with you, because you don’t go with their style.

I think i will get yankeed by Jack.