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“I amso stressed and my boyfriend is out of town. Maybe I should Jill Off
To “Jill Off” is the female version for “Jack Off”, a.k.a; masturbation. Jack & Jill
Jacking off = Jilling off
-Did you manage to jill off your girlfriend last night?
-Yeah, she was totally into it
On drugs or on alcohol going crazy
Messed up
You're smacked off your bounce
When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.
Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro
3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
The sound produced from someone packing cigarettes on their legs.
What's that noise? Oh I think that guys just packing off.
to silence one's either personal or media critics
if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.