On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!
“Today’s National Grab a thigh day so don’t forget to grab a thigh today!”
On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!
“Today’s National Grab a thigh day to don’t forget to grab a thigh”
The National day of Dogecoin is the ------, the time that DOGE hit for the first time the 1.00$ mark. This day should be memorised and celebrated as the first Milestone of this crypto currency.
Sam: "Did you heard that today is the National Dogecoin day?"
Paul: "Yes, isnt that Poggers?"
On August 2nd is National send titties day since it's the day after National girlfriends day. Girls have to send their s/o a titty pic.
S/o: It's National send titties day
Her: Okay i'll send them
October 21st is National Shut Up Carchi Day.
“Hey guys what’s up”
“Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s National Shut Up Carchi Day”
National 2019 fanpage day is a day where all the fanpages will go back to the old times on June 24th
Are you excited to change our pfps for national 2019 fanpage day?
Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"