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When someone screws you over a serious amount
Don’t dick me off now. I’ve no time for it!
I’m getting dicked off!
I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.
The fuck someone very aggressively and roughly
Person: I’m so bored right now babe
Person2: let me come break you off
To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.
Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc
Someone that isnt attractive to you, other words some one who is so ugly u feel digusted when you see them.
you see a boy, but he's ugly you would say,"errrh man, he's crayped off".
1) I don’t actually know what this means
2) A strange phrase used by some man from west London that seemingly has no meaning
Why you tryna love off our ting?
Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"
Man 1: *harassing man 2*
Man 2: get off my dick