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this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.
variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
dave: did you go to the party last night?
dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?
dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
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Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.
You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.
Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...
I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.
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freeze pop sex is when you are having deep intimate sex with a women and out of no where she runs out of the room you expect her to be getting more condoms but no. she is getting a freeze pop she begins sucking on it quite sexually as if it were a dick she then continues to masterbaite with the freeze pop.
"awh dude last night i was fucking this sexy beast girl and out of no where she started having freeze pop sex,"
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the sexual realaions between a cowboy and his butt.
dude, I know you are my friend, but i'm craving some cowboy butt sex.
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to think about having sex with someone
Oh man, I saw this really hot guy and i totally had broad sex with him!
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casual sex had at the start of the weekend that doesn't involve any dressing up or fancy meals.
"God, my workplace is adopting that casual fridays thing. I'm going to have to see my boss in JEANS."
"Really? Let's go to a pub afterwards and get us some casual sex fridays."
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Three hole sex:
This sexual act happens when a man convinces a woman who digs him to do anyfucking to please her man. Consists of oral, vaginal and anal sex.
During sexual encounter, the dude will say shit like, "I want you to suck my dick long and hard, while moaning, "I want to cum in your ass."
An example of three hole sex would be:
"After we closed the bar? We
parked at the lagoon. Started out as a suck and fuck session. I think we must have had three hole sex - cuz every flippin time I fart? My asshole feels like I am shitting razor blades."
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