The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
I can't wait for National steal a hat week!
National Mephobian Day is a day where Mephobians come out and show the world how awesome you are. The world may end today because of those Mephobians.
“Bro why you so awesome today?”
“Because National Mephobians Day I’m a Mephobian”
February 26th, where the main thing to do is eat
Its National Eat Day! You better eat a lot of food today
December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .
Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..
October 30th is national hit up your ex day.
“Hey mark, wanna get back together? After all, it is national hit your ex up day.”
ok january 2nd you have to make @therealdiorli/ mani a edit
dior: you should make me a edit
lulu : if i fell like it or have the motivation
dior ; it’s national make mani a edit day
Dating back to the pre historic era national whip it out day is a day when men are permitted by the rules of nature to whip it out although men must control their most valuable cargo this holiday dose not apply to she-males or people who belive there is more than 2 genders and is also exclusive to men of all ages
Ricky: Hi Sally
Sally: Hey Ricky
Ricky: Happy National Whip It Out Day whips it out
Sally: OH wow look at the masterpiece happy National Whip It Out Day