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a very loose joint; a joint that can be undone easily.
The joint is not tight; it is more like a cock-and-cunt joint.
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The Homosexual (Gay) of the Auto Bots in Transformers. Unlike his fellow Auto Bots he does not like to fight, rather get "close" spend some time and "get to know" his leader Optimus Prime.
Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron): what are you doing.... we have all come to the agreement..... Your a faggot. I know its upsetting but during briefing when you were sitting on my lap..... It was very uncomfortable and I had to address the problem with the other Auto Bots immidiately
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N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
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A man who gobbles cock quicker than usan bolt can run
Mate that guy is deffo tahmeed = cheeky cock gobbler
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A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage
when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting
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Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
My friend connor dixon has a small cock
From Logan
You know connor dixon?
Yeh that dude has a small cock
yeh connor dixon has a small cock