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Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 30, 2024


Pulling an Amanda B

Diving into a solid object while screaming racial slurs.

Oh my goodness David just hit his head by pulling an Amanda B

by BryGuy69@$$ March 29, 2024


Pulling a Myzz

Leaving a voice call on discord by saying brb and not returning.

Myzz: Brb

Everyone else: Ono he's Pulling a Myzz

by Evo0 November 13, 2019


pulled a patrick

When someone decides to starfish in the middle of sex. She pulled a patrick.

She was active for the beginning of sex, but pulled a patrick on me.

by Frenchieoctober September 24, 2020


Pulling a King

Doing so well, everyone knows you rule.

Wow, that bald guy is a good ship clerk, he is pulling a King.

by King1988 May 31, 2021


Pulling On Harry

A word for going up to a person and grabbing their wang.

Person 1: Whoa man did you just see that guy pulling on harry!?!?

Person 2: Yeah that's hot!

by Yomamajorumma April 6, 2008


Chode pull

One who pulleth his chode. A strait daisy wanker.

Hey Chode Pull, you know how to start that chainsaw?

by Slacktose June 15, 2022