When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.
Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”
Diving into a solid object while screaming racial slurs.
Oh my goodness David just hit his head by pulling an Amanda B
Leaving a voice call on discord by saying brb and not returning.
Myzz: Brb
Everyone else: Ono he's Pulling a Myzz
When someone decides to starfish in the middle of sex. She pulled a patrick.
She was active for the beginning of sex, but pulled a patrick on me.
Doing so well, everyone knows you rule.
Wow, that bald guy is a good ship clerk, he is pulling a King.
A word for going up to a person and grabbing their wang.
Person 1: Whoa man did you just see that guy pulling on harry!?!?
Person 2: Yeah that's hot!
One who pulleth his chode. A strait daisy wanker.
Hey Chode Pull, you know how to start that chainsaw?