on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.
Hey Lucian, did you hear it’s National Satin Day next week? National satin day, just a week away!
A day to celebrate Ali’s coming to this earth
Person 1: happy national ali day
Person 2: thanks, happy national ali day to you too
The people in the world who are not virgins
That guy is in the V-Nation I can't even get a girlfriend
Send Pics to your friends of your bulge on April 5
Bulge - Imprint of your dick in your underwear
National bulge pic day
You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus
Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day
October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!
Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
On may 24th is is national titty pic day
On may 24th everyone shall receive titty pics because of national titty pic day