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A female/ or male, who exploits herself for the entertainment for another human
Hey Nicolas, where’s your sex kitten
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Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
“After performing the Alaskan sex kitten I felt one with nature.”
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Nickname for the hit neighbor singer with a funny voice better known as Lil Nas X. He makes very interesting songs. The reason why I think he is gay is because there is a song entitled INDUSTRY BABY in which the music video (at 33 seconds) showcases Lil Nas X alongside a group of gay, homo thugs. I don't like this very much. I find it very uncomfortable considering I am thugphobic but, lets get back to the definition. Yesterday I had a sandwich and it had salami, ham, cheese, extra mayo, was toasted 10 times and was donated to a local homeless shelter.
Person 1: "God, I hate Lil Gay Sex, his new song sucks"
Person 2: "I know, right?"
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A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.
Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"
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Where a fuck diva in her show has sex with one or more of her background dancers and/or they have sex with each other.
That's some hot background dancer sex.
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A word user by melondoggo when he’s very angry
melondoggo OBAMA GORILLA SEX
potatopoii stfu
allah cat *starts spamming stfu*
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2 men rubbing there penises together like a caveman starting a fire
lets go hav cave man sex in that alley back there
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