Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

chubbers the dog

Normally a wiener dog or fat sausage like dog----always chubby

Look it's Chubbers the dog!

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

dog's twix

A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg

Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.

Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!

cats or dogs

a way of asking if your friend is gay or not

Kyle: Cats or dogs
Ash: dogs?
Kyle: ofc homo /j