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I walked into my apartment, and my roommate Jimmy was fresh off the line.
I think tonight is worth an old Dust off of the keyhole eh?
(Being, verb): in Nordic countries such as Canada, coming late to work because of a snowstorm or icestorm.
I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather; however, being blown off course is not an excuse.
When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.
Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"
Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."
All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"
Someone/Something say something “off track” in a sentence/phrase.
Don’t be a tracker-off
When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet
Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything
the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post
“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”