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A flower made within the heavens. Violet, the most beautiful, has the most wonderful smell from her petals. She has a gaze that can make you melt within seconds. However, she can seem superficial when bored, but in actuality she'd rather speak heart to heart with others. People may think she's weak because she has no trouble trouble opening up about her hard-ships; however, the fact5 of the matter is she just wants to form bonds with people emotionally. She bathes in her emotions and expresses them without question. She is the ray of sunshine that makes the other flowers blossom.
I'd be very lucky to have Violet White.
She is the most amazing girl in the world. She is rather tall and witty. She takes a joy in forming emotional bonds and spreading love. She is sweet but also spicy.
Isn't Violet White quite a catch, or rather the catch.
A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”
When 2 white guys in ur class start to flirt with the white girl sitting next to you, then you realize the girl is a thot and likes both of them
Me: yo look behind me it’s a White Oreo
Friend: what’s that
Me: it when 2 white guys flirt with one white girl
When you nut in the air, spin around in a circle, nut lands on your penis, then you slap the girl in the face with your penis
I can't believe Andrew white rangered me last night!
When someone is so white, it reminds you of the zebra pattern found in professional cameras, which paints pure white with zebra striping.
Holy shit, you see that dude dancing? Motherfucker's Zebra White.