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Having sex while the female defacates
Gave my wife a dog n' log last night
an annoying ass creature that will tear up sheets, beg for food to the point where you cant say no, and that stares at you while you do everything and ANYTHING...
*changing clothes*
annoying dog: stares intensely
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*walking into apartment after long day at work ready to lay down*
annoying dog: I RIPPED AND PEED ON YOUR BED
(all you hear is loud high pitched barking)
Also known as “Sog and Dog” - Soggy, wet
“After a hard workout my socks are always sog and dog.”
“If you pack a sandwich with tomatos get ready for a sog dog sandwich.”
“I stepped in a puddle and now my foot is completely sog dogged”.
Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.
She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}
A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.
" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"