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jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014


smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 3, 2017


Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 30, 2023


off nebula

is “i’m a bottom” in chinese

he used “off nebula” as his discord name cause he was too scared to admit to being a bottom

by mommyissues October 26, 2020


I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 18, 2024


Off the sippy cup

Off the alcohol or some type of liquor. Often used in the late nights and after or at parties. Off the sippy cup is the mild version of being drunk rather than being absolutely plastered.

I’m off the sippy cup right now

by Cockalino May 2, 2020


off the kit

Used when someone is acting so unbelievably wild or bonkers that the phrase "off the juice" simply isn't enough.

that nigga really off the kit rn

by sosuh February 21, 2021