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Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway
My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter
When some setting on a website changes/turns off/turns on without your having changed it.
Q: Are you still getting e-mails every time your submission hits the front page on Digg? I haven't gotten one in weeks!
A: Yeah, I am. Check your settings - maybe it glitched off.
When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.
She is so fine, every time I'm around her I have to go home and snatch off
Similar to "get off my dick" and "get off my back", basically meaning stop following me or leave me alone.
"Yo bro aren't you broke?"
"Get off my trail"
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"Get off my trail and stop following me."