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October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”
“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.
James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?
Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*
If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.
Hands off my Texas is similar to don't fauci my Florida.
An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."
Come on bro, we're gonna be late.
Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...
abruptly ending financial contributions; to financially ostracize; the stopping of monetary flow. Often used as a serious warning in a quid pro quo situation.
phrase; idiom
The first recorded usage of the viral phrase 'turning off the faucets' was in 2024 by Nevin Shapiro during a Momentum Podcast episode. “I said Coach, if that kid don’t see the field I’m turning off the faucets”, for the purpose of clearly and definitively communicating to Larry Coker, that all funding to the Miami Hurricane football program will immediately come to a halt if he didn’t start then freshman Devin “Hurricane” Hester for subsequent games of the 2003 season. It’s an effective way for one to convey the gravity and seriousness of a situation involving money in a not so subtle yet sophisticated manner.
"If you don't meet the deadline, I'm turning off the faucets on this project."
“If you don’t have a 3.5 GPA by the end of the semester I’m turning off the faucets!”
“Bro she broke up with you as soon as you turned the faucets off, she's a gold digger!”
When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.
Some gay ass phrase my brother says cuz he thinks he's funny
"Yeeee! Top off the benz"