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Have one of your closest friends draw all over your arm(s)
If your birthday falls on the holiday your closest friend gets to hit you as well
December 17th is the holiday
You: hey do you know what day it is
One of closest friends: no what day is it
You: national "THE NINE" DAY Where you are allowed to draw all over my arm(s)
One of closest friends: it is I've never heard of it but ok
The day you tell her how much you appreciate her and post her all over your social media to show everyone she’s yours and yours only
Snapchat story “ she is my ride or die no one else’s I love her so much”
Everyone: “that’s so cute! National gfs day??”
May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.
I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol
On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!
During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!
november 16th
when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
karen want to go to chick-fil-a?
sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY
You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).