january 2nd give a keira all the love and attention they need cuz keira's are awesome
keira: its national keira day all
person1: weeeee love u keira
May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it
Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it
a day where we all worship janiyah and give her praise. and tell her that shes pir bestfriend tf
hey isnt it national janiyah day
yea
there she goes
happy national janiyah day janiyah ur really that bitch
For appreciating all things Wisconsin fast food on November 27th.
I love November 27th and all things Culver's related! Happy National Culver's Appreciation Day!
Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.
People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend
• best friend
• side pieces
• special someone
Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day
Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
National “ok hate” day refers to the omission of the word “ok” from the english on December 16th. The word will be illegal to mention for the whole day. Penalties range from 100 dollar fines to death.
“I got convicted for breaking the guidelines of National “Ok hate” day.
A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A
Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a