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A woman who gets insulted and is ungratful when a man thinks she is attractive and sexy and wants to get to know her better. For example,"that creep is hiting on me!".Many men think sex is beautiful and want to share it with them. A lot of women who are not as attractive would love to get such attention. And a lot of men would love to get such attention from women.
Many men have become discusted with such behavor after getting it for about the ten thousandth time.
Many men are of one of two opinions about them 1. they should have there pussies cut out and there vaginias sewed up or 2. they should be made sex slaves or just plain slaves.
Kathy is just a sex hating bitch.
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To have sex with an exhaust pipe of an automobile.
I just love to have barbarian pipe sex.
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When two massively obese people have sex in a walk-in freezer
Hey Martha after your done with your deep-fried twinky lets go have some frozen dinosaur sex!
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Would you like to drink my aloha sex juice?
Yes please.
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when you throw a girl around the room while eating gummy worms. Then you put the gummy worms in her butthole then eat it. After that u smack her across the face and say that was fucking amazing and run out the door.
While me and Bill were having wild crazy sex i got a concussion
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Having sex right before you brake up. The brake up usually occurs after both parties have orgasmed.
Guy 1: my girl and I had brake up sex last night but at least I got to fuck her one last time .
Guy 2: bro that sucks, did you at least get to finish though?
Guy 1: yeah of course.
Guy 2: nice
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A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.
Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??
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