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May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl
sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair
Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish
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monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
Not an inside joke
Monkey face
Linda: you like my makeup (I didn’t even do my makeup my face is ugly )
Bob:it is alright
A person (Usually a women) with a sexy body but an ugly ass face.
That shrimp-faced slut ain't shit, she only has a sexy body.
When someone(usually female) has a way nicer body than their face
"Hey that girl has a wayyyy better body than her face-is"
Squishy Face is a zoomed in picture of a realistic Finn the human from Adventure time.
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
Koen (Ching Chong): WE MUST PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHY FACE!!!!!
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...
The act of editing someone's social networking profile in a humorous, slanderous, or disgusting manner after finding they've left themselves signed in on an unattended computer.
Did you see Ed's profile? I guess he left his laptop signed in at the party, and he got face-raided.