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Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019


Pastey white

A not-so-subtle racist white person

Trump is pastey white under all that orange dye

by Aaron Burr July 03, 2017


White bread mom

White bread mom

went over to Chris's families house for Thankgiving and the dinner was great, typical, fairly predictable straight forward perfect white bread mom style turky day dinner

by Mead's Mead November 27, 2023


40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification

Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"

by 40 year old May 18, 2023


White Shampoo

Typically when a guy nuts on video and posts it on TikTok for everybody to see.

I can’t find white shampoo on TikTok” I said until my friend shared a video to me.

by Colorado Campfirer June 23, 2025


Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025


White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.

After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.

by Ze Ewok June 06, 2011