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When your friend says some messed up shit
Carlos was talking to John while joking around. But he said always wanted to kill a dog .So John was like friends off dude
Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.
I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.
A soft shelled taco. AKA: burrito. The opposite of a turned-on taco.
My turned-off taco was so delicious and filled to the max!
When 2 bros want the same girl and they compete to see who the better bro is
Looks like we're gonna have a bro off.
Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.
Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!
The act of texting and masturbating to a person you have never met.
Was Te'o caught twackin off or what!!? Asked Marion.
I guess man, why don't you text him. Said Peyton.
A jealousy sentence or a counter for show offs.
Ugh, the more you show off, the more you're gonna be a dropout and going to be homeless. Jeez.