Q-Topper

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.

A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."

Love Q-tip

Anal sex. When you insert your penis into a woman's ass after she takes a shit.

Ooh girl, let me put this love q-tip in you.

Q-Hobby

hobbies that people pick up and practice during quarantine.

"jacking off is a really fun q-hobby"

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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)

Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke

Cheesy-q's

A packet of quavers on the morning of a huge hangover

Do you want a packet of cheesy-q's?

Capital letter Q

Small dick or small penis. Meaning that the guy has big ball and a small penis. The penis is always pointing out as if it bigger whereas it is small.

It is almost impossible to do a women on top on a capital letter Q.

fa-q bits

literally short for 'fuck you bitch

Sarah: date me please
Roxas: fa-q bits