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The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁
Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
Diego is a funny person who can make everyone laugh, he’s extremely outgoing and he can be serious when he needs to be, he’s a softie inside and is sensitive. He always make dirty minded jokes and it’s hilarious he can make you laugh whenever you need him to. You don’t want to lose him because he is your life in a way, you live him to death and you never want to lose him. Though he may not notice you, you will still always love him. Diego’s tend to be often extremely romantic and amazing.. you really want him but he won’t notice you as he’s busy playing soccer and sports, he has a ton of best friends for good reasons and you really need him..
Alex: is it true you and Diego are finally dating!!
Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!
A short, smart boy that doesn’t sleep at all. He can be chill if he knows you well enough, but if he diesn’t like you, you’re like a ghost. It is what we could call Un mamahuevo
-OMG, he is so mean.-What did you expect? He’s a Diego after all.
The kid that dates 6th graders and does stupid shit
Diego has the gucci
someone who's girlfriend is toxic but diego won't break up with her
diego your girlfriend is such an ass
break up with her diego jc