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The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Chicken nuggets bitch
#LingLingForTheWin
Jade tried to be cool one time....
This was so funny that it's soo true that Jordan is better then jade
the fattest of the fatty patty's the most outrageous heffa to exsist.
"shyla-jade is morbidly obsese. stupid heffa."
This woman!!! Holy shit boyz she's FIIIINEE!!!! But she'll love you like no other AND warning she's a bit of a hoe, likes the cold ducks, and LOVES MONEY!!!!
Guy 1: "Duuude! I slept with Jade B last night after we smoked... BEST NIGHT EVER!!!"
Guy 2: "Bro no way! Fuckin' lucky!!!"
A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"
-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.
A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.
hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade
Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.
sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?
Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman
sexy man: Fuck off!
Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch