Slop her noodle

When a straight friend insists that you perform fellatio on a man transitioning to a woman.

Kevin: That girl Jules from Euforia is so fucking hot.

Josh: You know Jules has a penis, right?

Kevin: What really... she's still hot though.

Anthony: Really? Alright, but would you slop her noodle though?
Josh: Yeah yeah yeah, would you slop the nood.

buy her drinks

To get no return on your investment in a girl

'Dude you hook up with that girl last night? You spent bank. She was all over you. Was she a bitchorslut?"
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."

Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.

I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH

Bananas in her applesauce

Crazy; bonkers; wild and impulsive.

Did you hear that Mandy quit her job, sold all her stuff, and married a guy she met on tinder after knowing him for only two weeks??

Yeah man, homegirl's got bananas in her applesauce.

Take Her Deep

To engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the female gender

"You think that girls Hot?"
"Hell yeah, I'd take her deep...all night long."

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slobbed her down

A lot of passionate kisses.

He really slobbed her down.

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Painting her nails

A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.

guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"

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