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When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.
'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'
The last little bit of a malt liquor beverage that tastes nasty cuz it's warm. Often mistaken for the ass, which is the last sips of a beer.
"Scrumptious, you finish that 40?"
"Na, Browski, I just got the poo sips left."
“noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience
wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.
Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out
(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
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Two pieces of pet poop that are connected by hair(s) of the pet's owner (that the cat or dog swallowed)
Poo-chucks resemble the asian fighting weapon called nun-chucks, which are two wooden sticks connected by a chain.
I was cleaning the cat litter box & noticed that my kitty shat a set of poo-chucks.
A poo that when you wipe your arse there is nothing on the toilet paper
“Omg dude I did a Casper poo earlier how insane”