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Camel Toe on an Asian Female.
Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa had a serious case of Ninja Foot on the episode of Family Guy last night.
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a group of people from or near Naples Florida, when growing up had nothing to do but listen to Wu Tang Clan, Master P, and/or Trick Daddy while hanging out in the woods and/or Subway parking lot who later form a team known as the Swamp Ninjas. Each person on the team has a specific skill or art they have mastered, such as the art of smart ass comebacks.
There were a team of Swamp Ninjas in the woods, they ran off before the County Sheriff got here.
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To penetrate another person without that person having knowledge or noticing.
Person 1: Whoa what was that?
Person 2: You just got ninja fucked!
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The adjective used to describe someome who signs in on MSN, realizes that their ex Girlfriend/someone else they don't want to talk to is online. Thinking "Oh, crap!" They appear offline, and talk to people they do want to, without being spotted.
OLLIE: Hey man, what you up to?
SAM: Not much... Hey I thought you were offline?
OLLIE: Nah mate, Lauren is on, I'm just pretending to be offline so she doesn't get up me.
SAM: Oh, I see, going MSN ninja. Good idea.
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Points awarded to an individual for being sneaky, ninja like, or bad ass.
Jumping off a 8 story building, rolling and jumping into a bush, raping your rival ninjas girlfriend (willingly), and eating his lunch in front of him without being caught.
result: 10 ninja points.
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The act of releasing a ninja fart, but you also shit your pants without making a sound. It is a disgusting and the most foul smell and completely silent. They usually smell like a bag full of diapers tossed into a tire fire. The Ninja Shart also shows no reaction by the flatulent bastard. A silent but deadly Shart! Basically a nuclear bomb of crop dusting innocent bystanders, and shitting your pants while no one hears a thing.
Jon- Today is a good day.
Tiffany- Ahhh, Yes it is,
(ninja shart occurs)
Jon- Hey, wait a sec... what is that god awful smell, I can almost taste it.. Ohhh yep, I can definitely taste it.. (dry heaving)
Tiffany- Ohhh no, I just Ninja Sharted.
Jon- Ohhh god no, I didn't even hear it.. Ahh, I have to go puke!!
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When you take a dump on the side of the toilet bowl instead of in the water, with the purpose of making as little noise as possible to not let anyone know you're taking a dump.
The walls are so thin in my apartment, I always have to take ninja dumps when we have parties here.
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