Random
Source Code
Random
Stupid
Whores
Birthday
NECK
YOURSELF
What day is it
It’s Sep 13
Yuck it’s the whores birthday
Who
Drew and Gracie
Yuck I hate those whores
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Santa Monica 13 also known as SMX3, SMX7, and SM17 (17th St) is a gang formed in the “Far West” of Los Angeles in the 1920’s and is the first gang to originate of the “West Side 4 Corners” which includes Culver City 13, Sotel 13, and Venice 13. Rivals include CxC13 (Culver City 13), V13 (Venice 13), S13 (Sotel 13), LNX13 (Lennox 13), GYGC 3X (Graveyard Gangster Crips), XV3 (18th Street), VSLC 2X (Venice ShoreLine Crips) and more. The only remaining cliques of SM17 are Little Locos (LLS), and PeeWee Locos (PWLS).
“I’m from Santa Monica 13”
Cornholio ( on twitch) friend andrew has a 13 inch penis. its MASSIVE tripod looking ass
" you fuck on me" - Andrews 13 Inches
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the badest mexican american gang
that foo is crazy he must be frum east side 13
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Everyone thinks all they do is dumb and have zits when if they keep themselves clean no zits and 13 year olds are pretty smart they only play fortnite if thats the only thing to do cause they beat games too fast sure they have bad humor and are very horny but during puberty you were too and same with onwards
Written by a true zit-free 13 year old
13 year old: 69 is hilarious
23 year old:dumbass
13 year old: you probably were too 13 year olds like as aren't dumbasses
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To attempt to fix an electronic device through slapping, intense shaking, or other means of physical abuse.
Originates from an inside joke among manufacturers in the early 1990's. When the Soviet Union collapsed, marketers tried to take advantage of the suddenly available Russian public and sell them their goods. With such a high demand, manufacturers would simply throw electronics against a wall instead of properly testing them for potential errors to speed up the delivery process. Devices given this treatment were "tested by inspector #13"
My TV was kinda fuzzy, but I gave it the Inspector #13 Treatment and slapped it a few times. Now it's crystal clear, yo!"
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Seeing what 05/19/13 means in the Bible and seeing as the message "Expect us" is apparently referring to a divine source, we can assume that on May 19th, 2013 an Apocalypse will occur. It is a day that a divine source will come and destroy those who have committed sins that are malicious and intentional.
You: What does 05/19/13 mean?
Me: The end of life as we know it.
You: Well...Shit.
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