69+84=5

Mean 2 sex moves equals a pregant woman.

dude I totally did a69+84=5 on that girl and no she's 5 (Pregnant).

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Top Keke Memes 69

An absolute Based Chairman who runs the server Proletkult. He is an unironic Maoist, don't ask me, everyone knows that's based.

Man, Top Keke Memes 69 is just the best Maoist I've met!

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National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.

(Preferably at the same time)

October 10th every year

Me: Hey you wanna 69
Her: No

Me: But its national 69 day

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morbin time 69

when you need to mord but your hornius

I want to morbin time 69 deez nuts in your mouth

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69 420 is it in yet

It is when you do 69 then 420 then anal then she says is it yet

Is it in yet wait let's do 69 420 is it in yet

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Flamin' Hot 69

Open up a bag of flaming hot Cheetos... from both ends. Two grown ass dudes dock right in the middle and cover those schlongs in that flamin hot cheeeee. They then proceed to extend their love 180 degrees just to clean off the mess they made with their mouths. HOT?.... no. Piping hot 69.

"Yo, fr doe tryna Flamin' hot 69 a muhfuckin homie, ya fear me?

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69 - 8=D = (0)

It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.

Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).

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