Laser Cats

A television show proposed by Andy Samberg and Bill Hader to Lorne Michaels in two seperate Saturday Night Live skits. It combines peoples two favorite things: Lasers. And Cats! A short low-budget film is then shown with Andy and Bill in a post-apocolyptic world in where cats can fire lasers out of their mouths and eyes, fighting evil, general chaos.

In the future, Laser Cats will help fight evil.

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cat tit

Officially: skin tag. A small, harmless, excess piece of skin that grows on the body, usually found around the neck. Named after the small nipples of cats. Cat tits must be removed by a dermatologist, but are removed easily. They are most common among heavyset people.

Ever since Bertha gained wait, she grew a lot of cat tits on her neck.

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Tommy the Cat

The most badass artist in the world, none other than Tom Waits. Started off as a late night piano crooner, went into jazzy beatnik style for awhile, then turned into a whacked out experimentalist in the 80s. Known as Tommy the Cat because of his hobo-like style and his guest vocal appearance on the Primus song "Tommy the Cat".

Tommy the Cat has got a helluva scratchy voice.

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Dolly the Cat

Dolly the Cat is a retarded 9 year-old idiot who traces, steals art, post inappropriate stuff on YT and she's interested in diaper fetishes. Dolly the Cat is a disgrace to all fandoms. She ruined them just by adding diapers to your favorite/every likable character.

Dolly the Cat is a disgrace to all communties on this planet, we've hope she gets ban.

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cat thermometer

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

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elvis the cat

A really cute but very fat cat.

He likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. He is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his butt.

Ron: "hey that cat is really cute, what's his name?"

Ronda: "his name is Elvis the cat!"

Ron:"cool."

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Your cat

A 5th Dimension eldritch god who has choose you to be their entertainment. Or new host. You will never know until its too late

James: Why doe your cat have a shadow with 5 tails.

Cole: Don't ask questions. He doesn't like questions

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