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Covid-19 Is a Blessing

The unspoken truth that governmentsโ€™ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.

Thousands of gig workers donโ€™t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the governmentโ€™s handouts as Godโ€™s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 30, 2021

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Communist Covid propaganda

Communist covid propaganda (CCP) is the style of propaganda generated by the West Taiwanese government at the outset of the coronavirus pandemic whereby video footage showed people dropping dead in the streets and people in biohazard suits sterilising streets and buildings en masse. Initially high numbers of deaths were reported by the West Taiwanese government, but they seem to be one of the few countries in the world that have "reduced their number of cases" enough that it is no longer newsworthy - this is unlikely due to effective crisis management.

Despite the spread of the virus globally, there have been few, if any such incidents (people dying in the streets/mass sterilisation squads etc.) elsewhere in the world.

This propaganda was likely intended to frighten people around the world, including governments, so as to destabilise and cripple them whilst providing West Taiwan free reign to accelerate their progress toward being the world's superpower.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that 420 people dropped dead from covid in Tiananmen Square on their way home from work?"
Guy 2: "Oh you silly goose. That's just Communist covid propaganda! We all know no one has ever died in Tiananmen square"

by Souper Rare January 15, 2022

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Covid-19

A fake virus that everyone is freaking out about. Its fake so dont worry. TRUMP 2021

Man, Covid-19 is dumb cus its not even a thing.

by RustTiger180 January 14, 2021

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Covid-19

A strong strand of the regular flu that initially killed the elderly slightly worse than the regular flu the year before.
It has since created a Planned Pandemic situation for the left wing government to push a flase narrative of the situation and create fear mongering across the globe. It has also led to the largest voter fraud in american history where the democratic party magically has truck loads of ballets surging in from unknown locations across the USA.

It has also led to businesses, and services not having to perform basic business needs, like not accepting legal tender or provide water. This deomonstrates at a business level, there is apparently no baseline to what defines currency in north america and we might as well trade in crayons (except Trudeau would eat them)
Covid-19 will go down as the biggest hoax in human history. RIP 2020

"Oh so you got covid-19"
"Yea bro coughed for one day, got tested stayed home. Its been a 3 week paid vacation its awsome" - 99.998% of all covid cases

by Babylonsburning November 6, 2020

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COVID-19 Pandemic

an event where it's controversial to step outside

Person #1: "Alright Imma just head ou-"

Person #2: "no you cant do that, there is COVID-19 Pandemic you'll get sick reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by Better_Vibes_For_2021 February 26, 2021

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covid mask marks

The marks left on your cheeks from the bands on your covid mask that go around your ears.

Thanks a lot china now I have covid mask marks on my face.

by jimmybomm October 1, 2020

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covid 23 skidoo

the most dangerous type of covid...the one that will put you under.

yeah Jim was a real card..he had he died from covid 23 skidoo engraved on his headstone.

by pussy bee November 8, 2020

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