National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

Women*

Used when referring to the experiences of women, but also acknowledging that similar experiences may be shared with people who do not identify as women, e.g. non-binary people, AFAB people, trans men, and other queer identities.

Be for real, women* know that's not a compliment.

Gemini women

Gemini women are toxic people who are pick me girls.

Someone random: “You’re so pretty”
Gemini women: “Omg no, I’m so ugly!”

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Masculine women

The parallel your drawing is between me and...

Hym "Masculine women. So I'm doing it right."

How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

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Pussy Women

The cooler and correct name for "catgirls"

Skullet Man: Damn man, I really love catgirls and milfs
Twig Man: A. Gross. B. They're called pussy women you fucking idiot

Hating women in public

It's like PRAYING in public. Right Jordan? But the women are running around HATING MEN IN PUBLIC NOW AREN'T THEY? RIGHT? "Men are trash" "I don't need a man" "Kill all men" Yadda yadda yadda, RIGHT?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "If you're going to hate women, DO IT IN PRIVATE!"

Hym "Eat a dick, bitch! MILITANT EGALITARIANISM! I GET TO DO ALL OF THE THINGS WOMEN DO! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HATING WOMEN IN PUBLIC!!!!"