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he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!
she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!
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Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public
Person 1:
"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"
Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
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A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.
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Injury incurred whilst making love on a sofa
Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom
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Ashy knees makes your outfit look horrible, nit pop. P.S . You should probably get lotion you ashy ass nigga, gah dam you ashy
Damn that niggas fit aint poppin, probably cause hes ashy af. No one can rock an ashy knees outfit
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when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long
yo me and july alaskan knee drived and then you know what happened after
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The first Episode (or as some stupid Melenials will call it Levell, gosh I flippin' hate uncultured swine, ITS EPISODES NOT LEVELS, GOsh) in Doom (1993), also is the first introduction to At Dooms Gate
Kneck beard "Knee Deep in the Dead is such a good first level"
Chad "its a episode, though I can see how you can consider it a level, please understand that it serves the original title better to call it episode,"
Kneck Beard (Now Chad) "ok, thank you for telling me,"
*They rip and Tear*
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