Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.
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Muh/fuh/gah/ noun. 1. One who "hugs" "muff".
2. (crude) variant of "Mother fucker"
1. I'm the muff-hugga who's dating his ex girlfriend.
2. You're a STUPID muff-hugga aint cha?
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A very, very, very short skirt.
All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.
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When a female is on her period while having long pussy hair. The female doesn't wear a tampon or pad and the blood runs into their long pussy hair and clots.
I have muff cloths on my pussy hairs.
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A regular scheduled night you have sex with a girl, ussually a slut or whore.
Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.
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When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.
โI think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.โ
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When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.
Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"
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