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muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 14, 2010

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Muff-hugga

Muh/fuh/gah/ noun. 1. One who "hugs" "muff".
2. (crude) variant of "Mother fucker"

1. I'm the muff-hugga who's dating his ex girlfriend.

2. You're a STUPID muff-hugga aint cha?

by soulsurvivor_2001 October 19, 2009

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Muff Duster

A very, very, very short skirt.

All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.

by lightsguy May 21, 2012

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Muff Clot

When a female is on her period while having long pussy hair. The female doesn't wear a tampon or pad and the blood runs into their long pussy hair and clots.

I have muff cloths on my pussy hairs.

by TimberHawk89 November 7, 2018

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Muff Night

A regular scheduled night you have sex with a girl, ussually a slut or whore.

Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.

by Dom pville March 3, 2011

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Muff bombing

When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.

โ€œI think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.โ€

by Pliskin426 November 28, 2019

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muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

by Ludan November 11, 2013

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